Thirty two systems, one check up

Nobody ages all at once.

You have thirty-two biological ages and they disagree. This asks about the things you can already notice, and the things you have quietly stopped mentioning.

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⚠ Important: read before starting

Put this down and contact a doctor today if any of these applies right now:

Chest pain, pressure or tightness, especially on exertion
Fainting, blacking out, or near-fainting
New or sudden weakness, numbness, drooping or difficulty speaking
Sudden loss or distortion of vision in either eye
Coughing up blood, or blood in stool or urine
Unintentional weight loss of more than 10 lb without trying
A fall that caused injury, or repeated falls
A new or rapidly changing mole, lump or skin lesion
Sudden hearing loss in one ear
New confusion, or a sharp change in memory over weeks rather than years
Thoughts of harming yourself

In the US you can call or text 988 at any hour.

I have read the list above, none of it applies to me right now, and I understand this is a check-up and not a diagnosis.

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Everyone adjusts how they do things over time. Tell us where you are now. There are no wrong answers here. Answer from memory. Please do not try any of these out to find out, and never on your own.